“We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.” -Bill Vaughan

“There are three kinds of men: Ones that learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.” -Will Rogers

“When the wind changes directions, there are those who build walls and there are those who build windmills.” -Chinese saying

“May all your problems last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams

“An unlived life is not worth examining.” -Swami Beyondananda

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need . . . as long as I die by noon tomorrow.” -Henny Youngman

“One cannot discover new lands without consenting to leave the shore for a very long time.” -André Gide

“To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.” -Joan Klempner

“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg

“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness” -Terry Pratchett

“Remember to always be yourself unless you suck.” -Joss Whedon

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.” – Terry Pratchett

“In pursuit of knowledge, every day something is acquired; in pursuit of wisdom every day something is dropped” Lao Tzu